staying.cool

why does did google currently have a gay.com ad in the sidebar down there ?

it is just disturbing for me. its supposed to be content-based, so that is even more disturbing..

however, that should not stop any of you from clicking it. Please do. I’m begging you.

nothing could have cheered me up more. and i can’t wait to tell these to a 3 year-old:

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

and just to add to the fun of it all:

Simple Simon met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
“What have you got there?”
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
“Pies, you Dumb Ass”

watch this space, i might add to it. homegrown variety.

just to mix it up, a really big show as well.

in true shitty fashion, i accept being the SBOTM for august, in november.

and so, the promised post is made as well.

true “process” control

[from here]

i cannot say more. this is like, revenge. for me, anyway.

Q. How do you get holy water ?
You boil the Hell out of it.

Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work ?
A stick.

Q. Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

Q. Why don’t blind people like to sky dive ?
Because it scares the dog.