I try to say a lot while saying very little. Get used to it.
the laptop gods hate me
a year and 60 days after my warranty expires, the nvidia 8400GM graphics card on my hp laptop has fried. no matter that i have pointed out to HP more than once that the laptop does get pretty warm, and i have been using a cooling pad/table since. no matter that graphics cards should only get fried if i really abuse them. no matter that hp’s solution to all problems is to have me send it to them, so that they can do nothing at all. maybe i should have done it earlier. maybe i should have lived without a computer for 15 days while finally tell me i need to use a cooling pad. the support team was pretty nice though, and very helpful. i am just pissed at the quality of the laptop build. $1250 for this ?
what does matter is that this laptop has been pretty jinxed from the word ‘go’. i wonder if this is a hint to move to a super-powered desktop. maybe this one. or, even better, this one.
i sad
my problem with hindi movies today
about 3 weeks ago - 8 comments
There have been any number of reviews about the latest from the Bollywood stable (My Name is Khan) – ranging from vitriolic to sarcastic/mocking to adulatory.
I could write reams, spew abuse galore, and point out in how many different ways the movie gets it wrong… but I won’t. That’s too easy. Plus, people have already done a pretty good job More >
clubbing together a month’s worth of everything into one big gigantic post
about 2 months ago - 1 comment
This is the 4th attempt I’m making at trying for a halfway decent beginning to a post. Have I really been reduced to saying such banalities? I can’t quite believe it. When I look at my front page, most of my recent posts are about movies. Reviews, basically. Most of my recent posts have also More >
adobe SUCKS
about 6 months ago - 16 comments
Step 1: Get notified that Adobe Flash Player must be updated on PC to overcome (one if its many) significant security flaws.
Step 2: Be shown page to download and install latest version of Flash player on computer.
Step 3: Click ‘Allow’ in Firefox.
Step 4: Sudden pop-up of ‘Adobe Download Manager’, which distinctly shows that Mc-fuckin’-Afee fuckin’ More >
repititive post #6875764
about 6 months ago - 2 comments
No matter how many times I say it, it bears repeating: Moving SUCKS. Yes, all caps.
The only cool thing so far is that I’m driving a 10′ UHAUL truck. Heh.
movie-shoovie etcetera
about 7 months ago - 9 comments
The ‘etcetera’ above is simply to assure myself that I’m not JUST writing about movies. Here’s the non-movie part of this review: The missus is in a foul mood for various reasons (most of them to do with me)… waitaminnit.. am I actually setting an apology up on this blog?
No. I’m not absolutely useless. Yet More >
why you should never buy an HP laptop of any kind ever
about 8 months ago - 16 comments
Once upon a time I bought a laptop.
[I know that start is not as great as 'Many many years ago, on a galaxy far far away..' but you can pretend those words appear on the line above if they mean that much to you.]
Anyway. A laptop. An HP dv2500t. Yes, the very same laptop that More >
continually making random posts means i’m degenerating to traditional blogging
about 9 months ago - 3 comments
Moving sucks. SUCKS. Period.
And that series of long titles has been in honor of Dinosaur Comics. Bloody frickin’ awesome:
How he manages to get something pretty rockin’ everyday from the same 6 sets of images.. and not make it completely random is beyond me.
On a side note, and going back to the moving thing, I have More >
dhinak dhinak din-dainik tamasha!
about 10 months ago - 1 comment
Hello everyone, and welcome to ‘Dainik Tamasha’. Please welcome Jaan Satwinder!
[Woman of indeterminate age, dressed in a sari, walks in. Namaste to audience while keeping every part of her body and head covered - just in case.]
Hello everyone! Before we begin the show I would like to inform anyone who still watches this show after More >
shera-wat the f*ck
about 10 months ago - No comments
Coming on the heels of Dr. Shilpa Shetty , we now have this.
Like why?
Now not only does my current objective have no meaning, but the place I live in has the absolute lack of sense to honour Ms. Sherawat.
p.s. I like my wordplay in the title. A lot. Go figure.
p.p.s. Yes, I only put the More >
no posts would be better than this post
about 11 months ago - 4 comments
I wish I could post about something interesting. Sadly, since I’m all out of ideas.. I’m just going to rant and make snide remarks about news items.. which are not necessarily news anymore.
By some quirk of fate, most news items I have read in the last few days have all been randomly crappy. There was More >





about 1 year ago
aww.. it’ll be fine, don’t worry..
about 1 year ago
dude! I am sorry
But perhaps your laptop karma has run out its deficit now and it’ll be lots of sunshine ahead!
about 1 year ago
maybe a brilliant award to you will cheer you up? pick it up over at my blog. i’m sure you will like it, you’ve got the most coverage on there!
about 1 year ago
No they don’t. I am darn sure you must have done something.
Sorry, I was just being mean to you….
Is the sit. any better now?
about 1 year ago
Been on a super powered desktop since a while now, suggest you should do that too
The N82 more than suffices for my mobile computing needs.(Plus, it takes photos too).
I live in Mumbai anyway, so unless my work machine is a laptop, I don’t see lugging a lappy along in the future.
My Toshiba Satellite is gathering dust at home. Thinking of donating it..