i’m like an onion..

…i have layers. a la shrek. no, i don’t stink.

ancient marie meme. why ? simulations take too, too long.

layer one

• name: Satish/SEV.
• birth date: Jan 21st.
• birthplace: Madras, India.
• current location: New Jersey, USA.
• eye color: Dark brown.
• hair color: Black.
• height: 6’1.something.
• righty or lefty: Righty.
• zodiac sign: Cusp – Aquarius/Capri.

layer two

• your heritage: Indian, Brahmin (?!).
• the shoes you wore today: Black Skechers Sport.
• your weakness: Lotsa things. For one: persuasive girls
• your fears: Failure, being left all alone, personal loss.
• your perfect pizza: Currently plain Sicilian.
• goal you’d like to achieve: Professionally: a PhD. Mentally: Satisfaction.

layer three

• your most overused phrase on AIM: I hate AIM.
• your first waking thoughts: “Dammit. I’m going to be late.”
• your best physical feature: Don’t think I have a ‘best’.
• your most missed memory: Currently, the fun I’ve had in Aberdeen.

layer four

• pepsi or coke: Neither.
• mcdonald’s or burger king: Mac. Thats coz BK is in college now.. mostly, though – neither.
• single or group dates: Single.
• adidas or nike: Currently, neither.
• lipton ice tea or nestea: Nestea.
• chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
• cappuccino or coffee: Coffee. With milk.

layer five

• smoke: No.
• cuss: Me? No fuckin’ way.
• sing: Randomly, or pursuant to above weakness Not very well though.
• take a shower everyday: Generally, every day.
• do you think you’ve been in love: Yep.
• want to go to college: I’m still going. And plan to for a while.
• liked high school: Upto the 10th, yeah. Then I went to prison. It was possibly worse than even that though.
• want to get married: I don’t care, currently.
• believe in yourself: No.
• get motion sickness: No.
• think you’re attractive: No.
• think you’re a health freak: No.
• get along with your parent(s): Yep. Thank God.
• like thunderstorms: Esp the rain. Used to walk in one at least in Bombay, every year.
• play an instrument: Nope.

layer six
in the last month, have you…

• drank alcohol: No.
• smoked: No.
• done a drug: No.
• made out: No.
• gone on a date: No.
• gone to the mall?: Yes.
• eaten an entire box of oreos?: No.
• eaten sushi: No. Go tofu !
• been on stage: Yeah, kinda.
• been dumped: No.
• gone skating: No.
• made homemade cookies: No.
• dyed your hair: No.
• stolen anything: No.

layer seven
have you ever…

• played a game that required removal of clothing: No.
• if so, was it mixed company: N/a.
• been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Trust me, I tried.
• been caught “doing something”: Nope.
• been called a tease: Not that I know of.
• gotten beaten up: Nearly.
• shoplifted: Kinda.
• changed who you were to fit in: Yes.

layer eight

• age you hope to be married: Again, I don’t care. ‘Never happening’ seems like a good answer.
• numbers and names of children: One, adopted girl. Name, we’ll see.
• describe your dream wedding: It would be fictional – so ‘on a spaceship’ doesn’t sound like a bad answer
• how do you want to die: Happy.
• where you want to go to college: I would say MIT, but thats a pipe dream. I think Rutgers is good. And that’s where I am.
• what do you want to be when you grow up: Professionally: an academic. Personally: Something people don’t hate.
• what country would you most like to visit: Currently, Australia.

layer nine

• number of drugs taken illegally: None.
• number of people I could trust with my life: 7, possibly.
• number of cds that I own: Audio – 2. mp3 – 30. DVDs don’t count, I guess.
• number of piercings: Used be ones on my ears.
• number of tattoos: None.
• number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: 3, I think.
• number of scars on my body: 5.
• number of things in my past that I regret: Ah. Too many.