I try to say a lot while saying very little. Get used to it.
gggaaaaaahhh..
and for the 20th time since yesterday,
man this is creepy its called mind reader. send this to every1 on ur list and then press F8 and ur crushes name will appear on ur screen
somehow people i considered at least somewhere in the region of ’smart’ seem to think this will work. and the fact that they get the same tripe repeatedly in their inbox means that they should try it every time.
every. single. fucking. time.
i wonder whether they even thought of whether google could really have that transparent a system in orkut. i wonder just how many times these people sat pressing F8 before they realised that their “highly advanced” brain never really evolved beyond picking nits outta their fur and peeling squishing bananas.
just goes to show how desperate people are to know whether their crush really “likes” them. ‘oooh, you think that cute random guy on orkut really loves me for the fake personality i’ve put up on a site ?’ because, y’know, none of us know how to talk to people and figure whether… arrgh, forget it. who’m i kidding ? if someone i “liked” actually did such a tomfool thing, i’d probably hate them from the core from that moment on. and thats just before i decide how to slice ‘n dice them.
no, i have no idea why i have ’send messages to email’ ticked. maybe because i believe people actually use that to communicate. or maybe because i’m just expecting too much evolution from users of the internet.
lesson learnt.
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d’oh joe!
December 5, 2009 - 03:19
Tags: in the movies, memories, rants
Posted in staying.reviews | 6 comments
Admittedly, one should not expect Schindler’s List from G.I.Joe: Rise of the Cobra. Is it too much to ask for just a modicum of sense though?
Apparently, we can extract neural impulses from a recently deceased person and then convert them to images. We can then analyze them for how long they have “decayed” (whatever that [...]
adobe SUCKS
September 12, 2009 - 00:13
Tags: frustration, techie
Posted in staying.aside | 16 comments
Step 1: Get notified that Adobe Flash Player must be updated on PC to overcome (one if its many) significant security flaws.
Step 2: Be shown page to download and install latest version of Flash player on computer.
Step 3: Click ‘Allow’ in Firefox.
Step 4: Sudden pop-up of ‘Adobe Download Manager’, which distinctly shows that Mc-fuckin’-Afee fuckin’ [...]
repititive post #6875764
August 29, 2009 - 13:27
Tags: frustration, updates
Posted in staying.aside | 2 comments
No matter how many times I say it, it bears repeating: Moving SUCKS. Yes, all caps.
The only cool thing so far is that I’m driving a 10′ UHAUL truck. Heh.
movie-shoovie etcetera
August 2, 2009 - 22:43
Tags: frustration, in the movies
Posted in staying.general | 9 comments
The ‘etcetera’ above is simply to assure myself that I’m not JUST writing about movies. Here’s the non-movie part of this review: The missus is in a foul mood for various reasons (most of them to do with me)… waitaminnit.. am I actually setting an apology up on this blog?
No. I’m not absolutely useless. Yet [...]
why you should never buy an HP laptop of any kind ever
July 10, 2009 - 19:47
Tags: frustration, laptop, techie
Posted in staying.shitty, staying.thoughts | 15 comments
Once upon a time I bought a laptop.
[I know that start is not as great as 'Many many years ago, on a galaxy far far away..' but you can pretend those words appear on the line above if they mean that much to you.]
Anyway. A laptop. An HP dv2500t. Yes, the very same laptop that [...]
continually making random posts means i’m degenerating to traditional blogging
May 27, 2009 - 13:25
Tags: frustration, genius, random crap
Posted in staying.general | 3 comments
Moving sucks. SUCKS. Period.
And that series of long titles has been in honor of Dinosaur Comics. Bloody frickin’ awesome:
How he manages to get something pretty rockin’ everyday from the same 6 sets of images.. and not make it completely random is beyond me.
On a side note, and going back to the moving thing, I have [...]
dhinak dhinak din-dainik tamasha!
May 12, 2009 - 11:47
Tags: frustration, silly
Posted in staying.general, staying.shitty | 1 comment
Hello everyone, and welcome to ‘Dainik Tamasha’. Please welcome Jaan Satwinder!
[Woman of indeterminate age, dressed in a sari, walks in. Namaste to audience while keeping every part of her body and head covered - just in case.]
Hello everyone! Before we begin the show I would like to inform anyone who still watches this show after [...]
shera-wat the f*ck
April 28, 2009 - 16:07
Tags: frustration, random crap
Posted in staying.aside, staying.shitty | No comments
Coming on the heels of Dr. Shilpa Shetty , we now have this.
Like why?
Now not only does my current objective have no meaning, but the place I live in has the absolute lack of sense to honour Ms. Sherawat.
p.s. I like my wordplay in the title. A lot. Go figure.
p.p.s. Yes, I only put the [...]
is blogging once a week really blogging?
April 21, 2009 - 10:15
Tags: blogging, ramblings, social networks
Posted in staying.general | 8 comments
Or should I resort to twittering? Given that I update my Facebook status once a day (as a rule of thumb), it seems I could tie it all up pretty neatly. Status update – twitter – blog post. But then you would be treated to such gems as ‘Satish is researching how to research’. Seriously. [...]
no posts would be better than this post
March 17, 2009 - 16:08
Tags: frustration, india, links, random crap, techie
Posted in staying.general | 4 comments
I wish I could post about something interesting. Sadly, since I’m all out of ideas.. I’m just going to rant and make snide remarks about news items.. which are not necessarily news anymore.
By some quirk of fate, most news items I have read in the last few days have all been randomly crappy. There was [...]



