you think you’ve heard it all, but this really might take the cake. or should i say the pot ?

Cow urine will soon be available for sale in milk booths of government dairies all over Madhya Pradesh. Along side milk, pure cow urine will be sold in hygienic polypacks.

to be fair, gomutra, as it is called (literally translates to cow-urine) is considered holy; and of course it apparently has medicinal properties. still.. ‘a litre of milk and urine please’ ?