I try to say a lot while saying very little. Get used to it.
now this is..
..just classic.
in my inbox today: an email with a subject line of “HELP ME IN THE NAME OF GOD ALMIGHTY” from Pastor Kris Ohiakilome.
thank you, “God”.
you really want to know the content ? this time its the christian embassy ministry with 15.5 million dollars extra which need to be “transferred”.
and why in the world would you type a mail to me in CAPITAL LETTERS ?
AS YOU CAN SEE IT IS VERY IRRITATING..
don’t get me started on spam again..
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